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  1. Cringeworthy Typos from the Violin Shop Trenches

    Woman at laptop holding her head in her hands, text bubble from laptop says

    Autocorrect Can't Save Me From Typos and Speech-to-Text Mishaps

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  2. Musical Chairs

    Assortment of various instruments hanging from a wall

    Growing up on a Varied Musical Diet

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  3. Psychological Analysis of Violin Student Personality Traits 101

    drawing of a cross-section of the human head with sections of the brain identifiedA mentally gifted and exceptionally verbose violin teacher unravels the mysteries surrounding the complex inner workings of the violin student's mind

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  4. Viola Players Have the Last Laugh

    Aerial view of viola section in a symphony

    The usual assault of viola jokes don't discourage us from filling in the harmonies and living a quiet life in the orchestra pit

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  5. The Muzak Code: Screaming for Silence

    Bearded man in front of a panel of elevator buttons covering his ears and shouting in pain

    A Musical Twist on Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code"

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  6. Forrest Gump's Red Violin

    Antique violin on dimly-lit desk with old articles and objects

    The "Truth" to a Violin's Past is Revealed in this Funny Parody that Entwines Various Pop Culture References and Some Actual, Real Facts.

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  7. This Just In: Local Child Loses First Tooth

    Lydia smiling and showing her missing tooth

    A Fun Mock Press Release Written by a Mom

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  8. Violin Playin' Ain't for Sissies

    Violinist with a HUGE mosquito on her shoulder performing on stage in front of a piano

    A Soloist's Heroic Battle with a Bug: Just like the leather-faced lawmen of the old west, the prima donna in the taffeta designer dress always wins and this size 7 wasn't about to let the mosquito take over my concert, dammit.

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  9. So You Want to Be a Music Teacher?

    Rhiannon leading a group of small violin students

    Teaching music isn't the anticipated luxurious life of sleeping in late and writing off all your music gear. But it's incredibly rewarding.

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  10. Concerto for Composer with Writer's Block in C minor

    Overlapping stopwatches over a keyboard

    Artists will try anything to make their deadline. For instance, Rachmaninoff sought the help of a hypnotherapist, who apparently helped locate the missing muse (it was behind the fridge).

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